Athena, Holding Your Hair, Whispering In Your Ear

For me a few are enough, one is enough, none is enough. This is not for the many, but for you. We are audience enough for each other.

My personal favorite off-brand cereal is the Food Lion brand Crispix, which are called Crispy Hexagons. I like them because their name is just a literal description of the object being sold with no attempt at cleverness. It’s as though everyone in marketing got fired the day before and someone at corporate just said “I don’t care, call ‘em what they are!”

Would you buy a brand of toilet paper called “Fibrous Toroids”? Asking for a friend...